PHILOSOPHICAL ESSAY

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Fairy Tales: A Narrow Escape!*

(subtitle: Solemnity Does Not A Truth Make)

By

Anthony Steyning

"Modern art is what you can get away with," Andy Warhol told us, suggesting 'artistic' works get approved not just by the few acting out of sometimes perplexing conviction, but by all those who mindlessly tag along. And in this way the limit of the credible often reaches a breaking point. The same may be said of conventional philosophy and religion, man's most venerated cerebral and spiritual enterprises. Unchallenged by multitudes thirsting for reverent fantasy and meticulous reassurance, their proponents take themselves as abundantly seriously as contemporary art's high priests do, but does something represent a truth merely because people no longer question it?  

Antonin Artaud said it all when he wrote Pour en finir avec le jugement de dieu, asking us to stop this nonsense with our imaginary friend. For if man needed to create myths or fairy tales to deal with his own mind and to step out beyond himself so he could look down upon himself and heal himself or give himself that extra bit of courage and strength in the face of mostly cruel and often endless setbacks, then for a time this was fine. But by beginning to believe his own inventions, imposing them as if they were the truth, he created the beginning of his own degradation. Because fable, myth or legend is a series of pretty fibs and an elaborate lie however well meant, however well told, represents the seed of destruction that every grand falsehood carries within itself.

What's found at the opposite end of the scale is immoderate pride, as for its part formal western thought is built on the completely mistaken contention, its point-de-départ, that if we are not there, seemingly nothing is there. Plus, that while it ought to be philosophy's function to remove all nonsense from the world, we have never ceased creating it: all that sweet bullshit, those exquisite fictions and tales of ours. And notions like Heidegger's "sein" or Descartes' cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am, both essentially flawed because when deprived of of our consciousness, our "sein", we don't for a moment or necessarily cease to exist. In Descartes' case the most we could let him get away with: I think, therefore I am what I am (i.e. as opposed to others or animals), and not one hell of a lot more as again even when I'm not sentient, say what you like, but clearly I still am!

When re-reading so many hallowed texts, consider the self-indulgent hokum often meriting some sort of stage direction saying: STOP! Here Mind Disappears Up Rectum! Because, one more time, after close scrutiny nearly all established conventions ultimately point in one single direction---they confirm our pre-eminence and successful continuity in the universe. Man still secretly thinking he's the measure of all things when nothing is further from the truth. Repeatedly convincing himself there's some sort of finality to the scheme of things and that finality is him, when most likely there's not even a scheme. For so called nothingness and the absence of human existence or awareness are not synonymous. Eons simply episodes in which nothingness arising from emptiness is not only a non sequitur but a non plus, though the answer to the question 'What is is??' admittedly remains a tempting and elusive one. The body of western thought then having more than anything to do with the mechanics of thinking and formation of action in thought called will. With indexation and the providing of comfort through carefully constructed metaphysical truths no more real than large collections of inane wax figures in a morbid museum staring us in the face. Yet with ultimate intellectual perversion, some brazenly suggesting that we're not here at all, that everything is an illusion. (Even though, and after the onion soup, a bathroom door regrettably left ajar... would kill this notion pretty swiftly) Anyway, it did and does always come down to the same and unfortunately remains the canard: I know, who else's, but our take on the world and beyond rules all.

My point then, with ultimate wisdom does there absolutely have to be a 'take'? For has the foul, this sudden other whiff of reckless certainty and learned self-importance not become... quite unbearable by now?

Yes, to a blind man all the world goes naked. Affirming that human perception and intelligence are wholly circumstantial and by definition conditional. And what about wisdom, knowledge's incidental step-child, isn't it also bewilderingly relative, particularly in the additional light of everything written in and around us having been so blatantly self-rigged? Oh dear, does this a sinner make, the refusal to be that submissive, ignorant Agnus Dei? (Thou shalt not eat from the tree of knowledge: Genesis, to which it's proper to respond Sapere Aude: Dare to Think.) Or a positivist and a radical polemicist? A reductionist? A well-meaning, doubting relativist then? Well, no, no, no and no again because laborers in the sagacity and dignity trade measure learned nonsense against learned nonsense, and what is being attempted here is to remove beautiful irrelevance gently in its entirety from its august but withering plinth, placing it in the playroom, away from our addiction to predictable subjective, absolutist, deterministic thinking--- the battle between rationality and desire, between fact and fancy having been uneven far too long.

The time has arrived to cease inventing certainties to cover that arse, hasn't it? For what say is the place Alzheimer's or Down Syndrome occupy in philosophy? Does it have any idea what the person sees and feels and which presumably is no less real to him or her? Or is there truth only in quantity, in volume, because fewer here at stake? Yes, what and where is more real, decided upon by whom, especially when the choice is not between onion soup reality or illusion, but between reality that for one reason or another... is multiple? As with sophistry and its many respectable guises, by implication presenting mostly soothing definitions, often suitable nonsense and not much more? Or mysticism, escapism of the highest order, though mystics happily not murdering much? Alchemy and black magic then, treated with contempt these days, but not the rest of the hocus-pocus--- collective rationality somehow stopping half way down-road, turning itself inside out, rolling itself into a ball before getting kicked anywhere it wishes to go? Rationality turning surreal, or at least slipping into the skin of completely irrational notions with nobody noticing or volunteering to admit what's going on? Like what happened in the epoch between Euclid and Copernicus, when we were visited upon by a thousand years of darkness, a time of reason lost, when most of the damage was perpetrated? Isn't one of the reasons early Greek and Roman thinkers were such astute theorists because they were free-thinkers, unburdened by intellectual straight-jackets, checks and other dogmatic smoked mirrors and traps? No geniuses these chaps, just healthy, free and well-adjusted debaters when after a millennium or more of monotheism all we have to show for are murder, deceit, oppression and threats in massive attempts to corner fluid thought, coming up with proof upon proof that a matter is truth, when there's no proof the proof is proof. (Bring on the pagan pantheists?) Even now this persisting twilight, these lingering fogs in so many quarters on this planet and recent, truistical so called Intelligent Design nothing more than yet another determinant 'truth' job by people who'll have nothing interfere with their delusions, elimination of which to them akin to some sort of dismemberment, when strictly speaking we can't 'know' anything. A gnosis never to be ours for the simple reason that the real truth is much too elusive, can't be copied, bought, caught or contained.

Which isn't to say that centuries of mainly self-stroking musings have been a complete waste, far from it. They were extremely useful in creating a system of ethics and making us understand the structures and mechanics of language and thought, never mind the hundreds of spurious conclusions that were arrived at: it was all part of our moral teething, of our growing up. As with Spinoza's dozen or so formulae first 'proving' there is a single creator and telling us God is everything, then concluding that on the contrary, everything is God but basically only turning his back on constructed religion. Or Kant's three pure "irrefutable" proofs of God's existence, bar the obstinate believer, but that now mainly make shoulders shrug. I mean how can one come up with this and still be called one of our first modern rationalists. (Or as his old friend Johann B. growing up across the street in Königsberg already fondly told him: 'Immanuel, you're a real Kant!'). Just like Sartre defining freedom for us while being an unapologetic Stalinist, a more recent example of incomplete reasoning. Or de Beauvoir, in 1939 proclaiming that all fear of Hitler was grossly exaggerated, on top of this duplicating her stunning moral and political assessment when it came to Mao twenty years later. Let's just call a spade a spade and brand some of it pathetic practical intellectual posturing. So with modern language-based deconstruction theories which, pursued to their extreme, lead to a nasty case of... decomposition: intellectual figure skating all of it, with circles beautifully drawn, exquisite axles and soaring triple toe loops, just about choking the bishop in mid-air and much coveted medals in the end, searching, searching maybe, but absolutely no place to go. Beckett stumbling upon it, in Godot, Lucky's soliloquy to be precise, suggesting that massive words don't constitute more life, deliver more meaning, deliver anything. On another level also this simple analogy to ponder: recently Swiss aero-dynamic engineers 'proved' (that word again) that it's quite impossible for our dear old bumble-bee... to fly! And what about all those notions of time? Besides the filling in of distance, isn't time mostly the mental space in which we move? Isn't our ontological 'zeit' immaterial in terms of the universe, given that in all our thinking the fatal inhibitor is our own ephemeral fire-fly status, that old three score and ten business, disqualifying us from dealing with issues of enormity, making much vaunted relativity theories so relative that strictly speaking they become null and void? Lost in the endless waters of space and motion, at least as far as physical man is concerned? And if you don't agree, Prof Dr Albert Einszwei and Herr Dr Schneeweiss of the Max Planck Institute of Extra-terrestrial Physics have accepted to investigate my point, but indicate they'll need 1.3 million 'years' to prove or disprove it. Yes, I jest, or do they? Because in biological terms aren't we mere temporary syntheses? In cosmic terms somewhat ingenious, electro-chemical flames? Yes, man the flame, extension of a larger fire until he or it or both burn out? Oh certainly life repeats itself, but never by leaving things exactly the way they were.

So that in the same way that we must deal with inherited credo much more knowingly, we must equally accept that there are limits to our importance and perception. That looking at images of heavenly bodies reaching us but having ceased to exist ten billion 'years' ago, is a bit of an impractical, nay, futile enterprise at which point we may best sit down, have a cold beer, relax and enjoy ourselves, pretending that what we saw was a squirt of mayonnaise on Hubble's mirror telescope. That astonished as we are to find an atom is in fact another pint-sized universe, or at least a solar system with whirling bodies of its own, and earth, for all we know, a proton in an atom in a molecule of some giant leg of lamb, forces us to stand back and reflect at levels we never contemplated before. That a universe inside a universe inside a universe and so on is a distinct possibility and our 'playing with space', though all too human, is not uninteresting and representative of our remarkable intellect, but that Big Bang or Unified String theories should not come to obsess in that there could be many bangs and ripples, folds and strands beyond our mental range, imagination or sight. And that while not having to give up all exploration which is in our blood, man has to remain much, much more philosophical in the truest, purest sense of the word: above all no dogma or theory, por favor! For a single universe or megaverse of multiverses shrinking, twisting or expanding with black holes as mere maelstroms in huge rivers of gravity or the detection of the tides of space in general and figuring out what gravity is but not why planets spin (if they stop, will they fall, if so where to?): it's all very well and entertaining, but what does it really matter when there's every possibility the human species will have disappeared or been eclipsed in say 20.000, 30.000 years from now in the way insects were found frozen in time and inside droplets of primordial amber? Man the new fossil, our collective umbilical cord already stretched to roughly 200.000 years, isn't it going to snap at one point? There being only so much genetic mileage to be extracted from the overly complex human mammal, plus given that as organised societies we've been around a scant 8000 'years' (with our very limited perspective naively calling the first of these 'ancient', though happily one historian, when asked what influence the Roman Empire had exercised on modern western society, retorting that it was much too recent a situation for him to comment on!), yet not organised enough to suspend depletion of our planet when looking at its diseased oceans and forests, our festering coasts?

Of course it can be argued that nothing disappears in thin air, the earth feeding on itself forever in the way that forests live on their own fallen leaves, branches and trunks. Still, it seems we may be way too clever to survive, not a forest humanity, only one among those many branches, one becoming much too heavy for its own good, and ready to break perhaps. Or put differently: humanity one day probably found hanging from its own family tree, done in by natural factors that seemingly include ... itself!

And even miraculously starting another cycle on another planet representing only a stay of execution, seeing how we constantly foul our lair, some day probably bequeathing eerie, ghostly piles of vine-covered rubble formerly known as New York, Cairo, Shanghai: Angkor Wat on the Hudson, on the Nile, on the Yangtze. So that you can forget about walking your dog along the Milky Way any weekend soon, today everybody fighting over how it all began, biological evolution or creation, but nobody asking how it'll all end. Not apocalyptic claptrap this, only that at one point there'll follow an organic scaling down, a drastic planetary housekeeping of Permian or Cretaceous proportion, and not because anyone says so but because of the way things work, the chemical seasons of all living matter, everything chemical, the irresistible seasons of being. That constant molecular processing and being processed is the only way there can be delicious life. With this I mean let's move away from sophisticated sentimentalism, and inject some pragmatism and realism. For when galaxies collide, events taking tens of millions of 'our' years to culminate, how can Jews, Muslims and other gentlemen for instance really, really believe this is all because of or for them? Beliefs, customs, traditions, institutions Lévi-Strauss tells us, a mere by-product of a world that started without us and one day will end without us. So that for now let's at least accept that tectonic plates move and are still capable of making mountains come and go. That a small planetary wobble can make all mammals extinct including man, that ice ages covering most of Eurasia and North America with hundreds of meters of unlivable deep frost are not a thing of the past, in short that life has not stopped evolving now that we're here. Conversely and equally so-called greenhouse periods, or that any other scenario's a fairy tale because we're only that flame in the pan, that off-spring of light, that wild short dance in the universe, together with our bosom friends the plants, insects and those sometimes bizarre looking striped, spotted, scaled, horned or feathered cousins of ours. A ball too crazy, too magnificent to end until the fires die, only to spring up elsewhere in that long, long night... probably with entirely new creatures in attendance. We, that third force between volcanic and solar action only until these very fires through exhaustion, eruption or by way of asteroid decide to alter everything and we'll be quietly asked to dematerialize. Adaptation by disappearance, as it's called.

Slow, essential change like this making all things tick, is assuming that we're above it all, not part and parcel of it, not a little silly or worse: the height of egregious, ridiculous arrogance? For what are those 20.000 or 30.000 man years anyway but a quick drop in the ocean of cosmic 'matter/time/space', organic or not, in a place where in human terms when all is said and done and except for brief but enormous and violent outbursts, nothing much takes place? Not inherently of course, but again because of our abysmally limited perspective, that severely curtailed and therefore insignificant presence. We, sadly, the universe's ephemeral and totally immaterial witnesses? Making that even should we be the universe's prize biological trophy, by implication we also represent its failure, unable as it is to sustain us beyond the fleeting and the contingent or for that matter prevent our very self-destruction? Human minds then, capable of spanning the ages but in an immediate, searing physical sense remaining brutally perishable; brilliant bubbles all too soon and often rather senselessly... made to burst. Poof! Poof! Pity! Next! Suivant!

No, with all due respect, what we as fire-flies ought to be doing is turn A Brief History of Time into A Timely History of Briefs and String Theory into as many G-String Quartets as possible: precisely the down to earth joy that's missing from most 'traditional' thought, except perhaps for Socrates suggesting that a personal life in itself left unexamined to the fullest is not worth living: examined he said, not manufactured, not devised! Because again, besides the real but perhaps impractical, however elegantly dreaming up the rest is not the same. In fact it's damned dishonest and either way, no longer acceptable. Like making up the news.

The significance then of most pioneering philosophers, those Greeks, then Hume, Hegel, Rousseau, Wittgenstein et al, remaining mostly a historical one and after close reading their thoughts to be affectionately set aside. Especially Wittgenstein's maintaining there cannot be absolute truth as mathematics are unable to prove this. But it dawning on many that mathematics are imperfect and finite in their capacity to embrace all of reality for the simple reason that not all reality is logical, but random and fluid at best. The Stoics coming closest to understanding what life here really has to offer, but far too self-centred for a world by definition needing to be shared, even though once in a while they could look over their shoulder and conclude that only a good man can be wise. Or Erasmus of Rotterdam, showing us how difficult it is to become and remain a humanist, while exposing many of man's ugly faces in In Praise of Folly. A work so earnest it must have been close to heresy in its day, a hay-day of artificial truths. He an anti-philosopher really, who to his credit rejected silly, arid, punctilious rationale in favour of passion---a measured dose of sweet madness. Not bad for a fifteenth century chap, traveling on a mule, who didn't take himself all that seriously but had trouble separating himself from the Church. Then again who hadn't during the times Rome had a suffocating, totalitarian hold over every aspect of society? And then there was Nietzsche, the first to break the mould, that hold of a priori divine presence over nearly all traditional western thinking, in the end spoiling things with incoherent, syphilitic twaddle or losing the plot after getting hit in Turin by that horse. A superior thinker tragically turned into Stuporman with no consistent line of thought, an extremely loose, hit-and-miss canon with highly interesting but disconcertingly dispersed shots.

So that yes, these men and so many others have made an indisputable but transitory contribution to our development as speaking and reasoning beings, if anything by showing us how no longer to proceed. We, the blessed who through enlightened, break-through scientific investigation (from Galileo and da Vinci through Newton, from Darwin through Planck, quantum physics, paleo-anthropology, the double helix and modern evolutionary molecular/cellular biology at its deepest level, neutrino technology, the isotopes and so on) are now able to assess by new means. Set free of cumbersome, preset pieties and begging to differ by placing mind over myth and matter over mind even when this means cutting our own species down to size. Regaining that natural sense of awe and joy we nearly lost through all that artificiality, all that learnedness, all those utterly contrived formulae and 'revelations'. As for morals, it is clear by now that tolerance and compassion are entirely linked to developed intelligence, the lack of it, coarse stupidity, producing inequity and social cruelty of the most grievous kind. In addition, the purest and noblest among us those whose generosity comes without held out reward or some 'divine' trade-off, the real saints. Secular souls, unheralded, unpaid, remaining completely anonymous while others appropriate religion and go to Calcutta to elevate themselves, as if there can be no goodness without the circus of incense.

Realistic, total re-self-assessment has thus become a distinct possibility as we no longer need to be governed by primitive impulses like the physical one-upmanship, territorialism, awkward philosophical theory and religious doctrine that marked us for a millennium or more. In other words: in an immediate sense we're free, free at last, but only if we want to be. No more beautiful bullshit that once saw us through, but also kept us down. No more child-like exalted fantasy, no more deliberate mystery and obscuration. No more subjecting, horoscopic, all-fitting texts. For only this last century or so, while in possession of the hard, straightforward facts, the simple truth and a sense of proportion can we ordinary citizens stand back in large numbers and truly contemplate our common, limited yet quite fascinating destiny with unadulterated appreciation.  

We've been to space and found neither heaven nor hell. Even looking back at Earth seeing absolutely nothing, not even ourselves---only a blessed, precious, blue heavenly body circling an amazing mass of light and warmth! So is this not the moment to accept the magnificence of life on its own unique terms for perhaps only the second time; first then, so innocently, in the very, very beginning, and again only of late? Without the intervening interference of sanctimony, of artificial despair, silly threats of damnation, the torments of a sulfurous hell, the fire, the brimstone of it, places where even seraphs fear to tread? Without the feeble crutch of tailor-made eternity or sainthood and all its supporting ritual and dogma, without feeling that for us, here, there's no grand role left to play, that we have lost our 'other' purpose, as if we ever really had one or for that matter....really need one!? Not as übermensch, superman, but simply as man. Man whose only greatness lies in his capacity to face and manage, if not completely influence, his own destiny. For haven't we put far too much capital in the search of 'meaning' and if there is some other purpose at work, do we think it will reveal itself by our crawling, by our writing sainted comic-strips or our preemptive sucking up? For now, we are our own meaning, isn't that obvious? Besides what happened to dignity? Do we know? Shouldn't we?

Still, despite one Spanish thinker whose name escapes me reasoning that since they haven't contacted us provides definitive proof there's intelligent life up there, another Spaniard, the mathematician Sampedro, tells us that a powerful metaphor is so much more useful than any mathematical equation, which by itself is so very wise. Nonetheless, dog-fighting over notions like these or not, research rather than repentance (that annoying guilt-tripping) or mere phrase-making, should be our game while remaining practical at all times and not elevating modern science to the status of another religion with all its hierarchy and horrible power-seekers. And always bearing in mind that man can grow but create not one single strawberry.

It should be clear then that true discovery and the inevitable victory of real knowledge over biased pontification should lead to victory over our lingering cowardice, testify to our ultimate maturity and final peace. So that all guiding philosophy, like all guiding religion, should sooner than later be put out to pasture and into the realm of children's books where surely they belonged all along. Leaving us with only one broad formal philosophical and theological discipline, termed perhaps (studies of) The History of Unfinished Human Thought. Or is it The Redundant Plea Contained In All Past Human Rumination And Reflection?!

Giambattista Vico, a XVIIth century Italian philosopher came close to this position attacking the Church and also the reigning brain of his day, Descartes, who pretended to be a supreme anthropocentric rationalist while thriving on 'methodical doubt', but managed to remain a devout Catholic all his life (as Pascal already said of him: talk about triple contradictions, talk about confusion...), the first saying man had successfully faced three ages: the Age of Gods, the Age of Heroes and was now embarking on the Age of Man, with no further need for morale boosters. Vico also talking himself out of a comfortable job at the University of Naples in 1699, selling all his worldly belongings to prove his point and going on to starve to death for lack of income. But this no longer needs to happen to men of utter intellectual integrity.

In addition, here, now, today, and in conclusion there are a handful of myths and faerie or fairy tales from which we needn't escape, from which we needn't be set free. We don't have to deprive ourselves altogether of our fantasies. We only need to carefully remember how perverted political and religious romanticism have accounted for much abject cruelty and suffering, ignominiously producing millions of dead; belief systems and doctrines still thriving in too many places out there. These other fables then the happy exception: bereft of the inherent dishonesty of the all rest. Differing from your run-of-the-mill, multi-striped scribbling and scripture in that they attempt to unmask ostensibly benign falsehoods, near hypnotic to so many, while neither creating nor perpetuating them. Like from the other side of the mirror, Alice in Wonderland coming to mind (contrariwise, continued Tweedleedee, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's the logic.) and also of course The Emperor's New Clothes. Or what about toothless Tigger in Winnie-the-Pooh, isn't he absitively, posolutely honester than most of us will ever be? With one superb quote remaining to end this brief exposé and somewhat personal tour d'horizon, not intended to offend but to set free the slaves even though so conditioned to their captivity that distraught, in their bewilderment, and as a primitive response, they'll probably first want to attack... their liberator.

It's from another one of these rare works, The Wizard of Oz, the old fool just caught in the act of deception. Dorothy's exclamation to be precise, on the farm, at end of the tempest, after she awakes:

"Auntie Em, Auntie Em!

There's no place like home!...

There's no place like home!"

That's right, there is absolutely nothing wrong with home: our here and our now. Human existence needn't be fraught with feelings of fear or a colossal sense of futility once official fairy tales have been exposed for what they are. Simply put, we must cut out the crap. At the risk of sounding like Peter Sellers in Being There, I truly think it's what Voltaire meant a couple or more centuries ago when he closed Candide with the open-ended Il faut cultiver notre jardin, urging us to value our delicious earthly garden, retrieve lost dignity and move on to living authentically. Never missing a beat, a notion to which before him Plato and Montaigne were no strangers, both moralists of the first order to whom pleasure remained essential. Lusty moralists they, if not moral lustists.

Put differently again this represents the last phase, the First, at the dawn of 'our' days, one of light and innocence, the Second, one of fear and survival, the Third, one of fear and sustenance, the Fourth, one of fear, fantasy and order. The Fifth, one of power, fear, fantasy and enslavement, followed by the Sixth, one of self-induced darkness and the beginning of the struggle to free ourselves, then more recently the Seventh, one of drift into despair and a sense of the absurd as reflected in bleak XXth Century theatre and literature, but possibly the time ripe now to do away with all that fear, irrational fear, and more of it: there's nothing to be afraid of, nothingness as such does not exist, therefore nothing can be 'absurd' except perhaps wasting our stay on this magnificent heavenly body. Now if only all would listen, instead of throwing those nasty, archaic bombs. Because really, from any perspective, besides untimely death, man's only persistent enemy is incomprehension. And he doesn't improve matters with his lagging awareness, by not 'farming' himself more responsibly, by the fear induced abnegating of a good slice of his intellect, by denying himself a real joie de vivre in the face of the miracle of this life, by thinking that dignity's putting on a uniform or a robe, by favouring myopic arrogance over suitable humility and huge, elaborate lies over simple courageous truth: man the abnegator, the conformist, the great pretender. Don't let him fabricate, especially purpose, like some existential alibi: living's not a crime. And while Signore Vico called it the Third Age, why don't we just call all of this Phase Eight, and see what happens?! If lived and shared equitably, it causes fewer murderous, societal convulsions and may even fight heartburn. Paradise gained at last, paradise for all. The last leaf turned!

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*Fairy Tales (Merriam-Webster Dictionary): A story in which improbable events lead to a happy ending. Hence, a narrow escape from 'improbable events' or for that matter apocryphal endings and achieving this escape from improbability by inching back to something closer to probability but still rather good, my point. Like Cinderella stepping into our livingroom, wiping her brow, exclaiming, phew, finally got out of that goddamn fairy tale, may I come in?

Nothing you have read here has not been said or written before. This is a summing up by an ordinary XXI Century citizen independently arriving at his perspective, therefore without 'formal' indoctrination and pre-acquired certainties of any sort--- just common sense, absolutely no despair and a good pinch of ontological courage.

Accompanying prose poem

A FUNERAL FOR IMMORTALITY

(Subtitle: Sodomy and Velvet Hats)

There is no sweeter contingency

Yet consider the promise of endlessness and finding all things good, become all hell

So that the possibility of immortality's own death sneaking up, to this deception we should not over-react,

cuddled as we were

when still in need

of all her nurturing

Indeed, if immortality were a woman who had a certain way with us, holding herself out, making us go and go on, when otherwise and long ago we would have given up: yes, such is the power of suggestion and the degree to which our fears and at once the self-preservation behind our beliefs, do stimulate

The terrible power of fantasy, it is called

For as it turns out her generosity always exactly mirrors our generosity towards ourselves

Now one day such a lady surely deserves a warm-hearted obituary, seeing how so very suddenly she grew so very old, and cold, before our very eyes. Or was it slowly, but nobody paid attention? The cause of death, since you ask, usually ignored in as formal an outpouring as an obituary, futile bringing the matter up, except perhaps for the benefit of those themselves blindly moribund. And having loads of time coming up with a suitable epitaph, there rarely existing need for impatience or thrusts of other sorts

For it is nearly impossible to write a well-reasoned prose treatise on something that isn't quite real, something like a real enough obituary for immortality and the reason lady-embodiment serves us well. For in defense of things it must be given a try as life only valued as a constant 'raging against the dying of the light' so often leads to the de facto denial of one. Like the stating, as so many do, that wisdom is 'accepting life's limitations' and from there swiftly going on to suggest how terrific and infinite and unlimitated the next one is. Commencing the search for the holy grail of this immortality, even when there is not the faintest hope of finding it, the real, organic universe unable to function in this manner

But let us return to the task of burying a lady: it is not easy celebrating someone who never was and could not be, someone comforting and fanciful, alive superbly in our desires, one we only recently and to our great shock learned no longer lives among us. Gone, defunct, dead and needing to be buried with great pomp, out of respect for what we perceived were her extraordinary accomplishments: dishing out limitless, beguiling reward as recompense for our own perceived victories and qualities. A spell-binding, an overly generous lady, deserving an elaborate grave, a solid grave, for she was uncommonly elusive and thought to be extremely tall, with all of us knowing her but none of us ever really seeing her, even though, incredibly, we would kill for her if we had to, chips down and seemingly in the service of deep need

An obituary then that could say a lot or not so much, because she meant a lot or not so much, depending on to whom one spoke. In fact there could be more than one obituary, the irony that she knew so many and survived a long, long time in so many minds. Longer, and get this, than all her admirers, adherents and good friends put together. With The Daily Telegraph probably celebrating her service to King and Country. The Times her estates. The Guardian her fellow man and Radio Four her forceful voice. And that is because we are all so very much inspired by anything or anyone confirming what we already stand for, making every obituary rich... because, in fact, our own

Though strangely, dead or simply disappeared, she keeps on popping up, sighted by those who can't give up, wanting to have a fresh go at her. When the only thing the poor dear wanted was to be remembered, not be seduced again or in the other extreme driven to exhaustion. Or ridiculed by some, because that's the way we are: sometimes good, sometimes nasty, just don't push and as long as either way we bag some rich reward. But seriously and swiftly removing tongue from cheek, is it not the premise of promise of such another life, the one after the one we know to be so short, precarious and cruel, the sole element of change that possibly makes sense? For what is the point of extending life with one just as fraught with uncertainty? And therefore making the dreaming up of one that is neither, such a perfectly natural endeavour? Putting to good use the one faculty making us differ from all other living creatures: Need something you cannot have, thus badly want? Why, invent it, of course!

Then buy it! And need itself then, so very facultative. And artificiality on the surface so very beneficiary. For it certainly seems to work in other parts of our existence, like matters economic: half the world lives decently by the fabrication of products that are useless or invisible. Goods and services based on fear and contingency. On mere impression and suggestion, with them crazy or smart enough to provide the stuff and us daft enough to buy it. Yes, along broad lines it works, just like the cold war. The economic catalyst without which we would all have been eating dirt and for decades fostering industry upon industry keeping us directly or indirectly in a job. Though nothing ever happened, no shots fired, only those empty, angry menaces and threats. And what did Yves Saint Laurent ever do for Joe Pizza? Sodomy and velvet hats? Just what everyman was pining for? Of course not, but let the poor designer be, you do get the point: he successfully employed thousands of us in hundreds of stores in a dozen countries, or more. But in the end, both Yves and the Cold War tired and went. Yet fatuous immortality, despite all funerals, ever so kept her allures

For on a further level it seems self-evident that there can be no life without death. So why then eliminate death? It is like trying to steal the horizon: it cannot be done and to begin with does not make sense. But by insisting on doing so, by trampling on others in the act, by being blind to every breath-taking landscape on our way, what are we achieving, anyway? To a growing number of us the secret lying in staying away from this sort of thing, by overcoming existential fears and silly ambition. Not craving immortality and reward the answer,  ignoring that innate vulnerability to incentives of the kind. For it may be that in this ignoring and the human dignity it engenders lie the only timelessness that matters. Additionally and as a by-product, a delightful element of discovery left to our children, a stretch of road truly their own, nothing handed down or for much longer. The case before. Yes, not having their existence cut and dried after the ignoring... no longer ignored

Is this not the very least we can do, bequeathing them life's magnificent sense of adventure, the one that we are busy claiming on the late side? Therefore, besides her obituary, the funeral for immortality, our lovely but somewhat sly and once ancient lady, should be an extremely joyous and even repetitive one. Itself an unending New Orleans jazz funeral with laughter and dance flowing through the streets of five continents. Listen! Listen to the sway of that music, slow drums rolling, brash brass and soft reeds blowing, all feet moving, all man's skins aglow

What a way to live

As live we must,

with this load of time

the party

far from over?

(Conceived just prior to Fairy Tales, the Essay)

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